🐟 FISH ZONE 🐟 - The BEST Fish Website Ever!!!

🐡 OUR FEATURED FISH 🐡

(ranked from "meh" to "ABSOLUTE LEGEND")

#1 FAN FAVE

🐟 FISHY MCFISHFACE 🐟

⭐ RATING: 11/10 ⭐

This fish is ABSOLUTELY EPIC. Look at those eyes. Look at them. They see your soul. They judge your life choices. 10/10 would be judged by again. This fish once swam upstream for 47 days straight. TRUE STORY. (not really) (maybe)

🔥 HOT TAKE: This fish could beat up Fish #2 🔥

GIF KING

🐠 GIFFY THE MAGNIFICENT 🐠

⭐ RATING: 9001/10 ⭐

YES THIS IS A GIF. YES IT MOVES. YOUR EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU. This fish vibrates at a frequency that makes cheese jealous. Scientists hate him. Local aquarium tried to contain him but he escaped by phase-shifting through the glass. LEGEND.

⚠️ WARNING: May cause excessive fish envy ⚠️

MYSTERY FISH

🐡 TERRARIA TERROR 🐡

⭐ RATING: ∞/10 ⭐

Nobody knows where this fish came from. Nobody knows where it's going. All we know is it's from TERRARIA and it's ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED. This fish has defeated the Moon Lord. Twice. On a Tuesday. It doesn't even swim — it TELEPORTS.

💀 DANGER LEVEL: Maximum Overdrive 💀

🙏 A MOMENT OF SILENCE 🙏

For all the fish who didn't make it to our website.
For the goldfish who lived in a bowl too small for their dreams.
For the beta fish named Steve.

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We will never forget you.
(please don't actually forget us, we need the traffic)

🧠 TOTALLY REAL FISH FACTS 🧠

Fish can't look up. Neither can this website — it only goes down.
A group of fish is called a "school." A group of THIS website's visitors is called a "cry for help."
Fish have been on Earth for 500 million years. This website has been online since 2003. Fish win.
The average fish can swim at 20 mph. This website loads at 0.5 kbps. You do the math.
Fish don't have eyelids. Unlike you, they can't close their eyes to avoid seeing this website.
A fish's memory is NOT 3 seconds. They remember EVERYTHING. Including this website. They're horrified.
Some fish can fly. They've tried to fly away from this website. We don't blame them.

📝 SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!!! 📝

Let us know you were HERE!!! (we're very lonely)

xX_FishLover_Xx - 03/15/2004

cool website bro!! my fish steve says hi 🐟🐟🐟

Mom - 06/22/2005

Very nice website dear. I printed it out and put it on the refrigerator. Love, Mom. P.S. Dinner is at 6.

DefinitelyNotABot_420 - 01/01/2006

I have come from the future to tell you that fish will eventually take over the world. You're welcome.